Hi there, I've just had a cold call from two overly-dressed teenagers who had heads made of hair gel. They had no particular grasp of English as they couldn't move their mouths to articulate the words they wanted to garble at me. With a shoulder on my door frame and a look of incredulity at the fact that I was trying to get on with some work at 7.20pm on Saturday night, the man who was doing most of the 'talking' looked incredibly hurt when I told him to go away. Fire them and I might join up to Talk Talk. If you don't fire them, then at least specify that only 5kg of hair gel should be used by ANYONE and that suits are for men and funerals, not school boys. They were trying to 'bring down my reductions' if that's what you sent your flying monkeys to discuss with me. They claimed that all of my neighbours have done it. This isn't the truth...because I know my neighbours. So they are lying, ill-dressed, l'Oreal victim-type morons who speak like they've had strokes. As I said, FIRE THEM. If they're working on saturday evening, then so should you be. FIRE THEM! Thanks very much. Grant Sharkey
